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Latest revision as of 09:15, 5 April 2025

“

DISABLED?! DISABLED?!?! I'M GONNA FUCKIN' SUE YOU!!

”

— Josh Block

This template selects and displays an item from a pool of quotes based on the day of the year.

Hello! Here's how to add quotes to this template:

Scroll down to the bottom of the page and look for:
- 
Read this, and put quotes above that using this formatting:
- | (number) = Quote
- Remember to keep the indent!
- Do not repeat numbers!
Scroll up to the top and find:
- {{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod QUOTESNUMBER}}
Then change "QUOTESNUMBER" to the highest current quote
- Your quote will not be displayed if you do not do this

What not to add:

Quotes from people besides Daniel
Fake quotes
- While you don't have to cite sources, it is very much recommended
Quotes that say slurs at all, even if censored, this is explicitly against the wiki guidelines
Remember this is being displayed on the front page when adding quotes

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 	THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO 1 PLUS THE TOTAL NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY.
 -->{{Quote|align=center|
-{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod 3}}
+{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod 10}}
    | 1 = Put the fries in the bag!
    | 2 = What does B-A-N-N-E-D mean?
+  | 3 = I live paycheck to paycheck!
+  | 4 = You unemployed rat!
+  | 5 = I only make 70 grand a year...
+  | 6 = You're fucking with the middle class!
+  | 7 = I've only been to X of countries...
+  | 8 = DISABLED?! DISABLED?!?! I'M GONNA FUCKIN' SUE YOU!!
+  | 9 = Women are only good for kicking on the streets!
 ]
 <!-- ADD QUOTES ABOVE THIS. AFTER ADDING A NEW QUOTE, SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE NUMBER OF QUOTES PLUS 1 -->